Carson's funnies

Carson- Mama, can I have a play date?

Mom- Why don't you play with me?

Carson- Well, mom, we really don't have anything in common.

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Carson- Mom, you talk a lot about going on a Disney Cruise.

Mom- I know I think it sounds like a lot of fun.

Carson- Mom, (pausing for effect) you realize there's not much on the crusie for parents, right?

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Setting- Carson and Jack battling over a bike

Carson- Jack, you better be nice or I'm pulling out the big mittens. (he meant gloves)

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Carson (5 years old)- mama, I can't wait for spring break.

mom- why's that?

Carson- cuz, that means I get to sleep in!