Imagine this......You cut into this still warm chocolate cake. You pour yourself a big glass of milk from the brand new gallon, because that's the only thing that could compliment this cake. You sit down with the cup, the plate and with your fork in hand, you plan your attack. First bite; edge piece with equal amounts of frosting, filling and cake. Second bite; the very tip......oh it's so moist and delicious. Your mouth now craves relief from the scrupmtous chocolatey over load. You grab the cold glass, put the creamy liquid to your lips and gulp down relief.......
Only to then send the contents of your mouth spewing all over the table and the cake. You run to the sink retching what still remains in your mouth. You turn on the faucet and start swishing fresh water around and spitting it out until there is no more traces of the ROTTEN MILK that you have just injested.
Thanks Harmon's.
GOT MILK?
5 comments:
YUCK!!! That is gross... Sorry I ruined your cake. But it sounded really good until the last sentence.
You baked that cake!?! Amy, you should start a cake making business. This is why I don't drink milk. You should have just stuck with a diet drink. lol
Carrie
I really wanted a piece of cake until you mentioned the rotten milk. GROSS!! Way to ruin a yummy thing:)
That's just wrong! Weren't we just talking about yummy chocolate cake!Stick to your coke!
love it. at first i really wanted some of that cake but by the end that went away. thx for a laugh...that's the kind of crap that happens to me too. xoxo remind me to tell you about the bow halle made next time i see you..a story that parallels it i guess. about our donor. :)
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