This will make you go, "Ohhhhhh"

The other day I was getting ready for the day. Doing my hair, make-up, etc. Carson was hanging out with me. He every so sweetly says, "Mom, remember the parade?" "Yes, I remember it." He goes on, "Jimmy told me to call all the cheerleaders, 'Hotties'" "He did? Did he?" "Yeah, but there were fake hotties in the parade too." I was a little confused, "fake hotties? What's a fake hottie?" He explains, "The girls that sit on the float and don't dance." He stops and thinks about it, and continues, "I bet Uncle Jimmy meets a lot of fake hotties." At that I laughed untill I almost peed my pants. But I couldn't let it go.

So I asked him, "What kind of hotties do you like? Ones with hair the color of mommy's or your hair color?" "Hair like yours." I smiled and said, "What else make a girl a hottie?" He looks me over and says, "When they wear that stuff like you're putting on your eyes. And they wear shorts and a green jacket." He had described exactly what I was wearing. He thinks his moms a hottie!! It just melted my heart. Can't they stay this cute forever?